YOU SAID:
You, sir, are a potato. AND YOU ARE THE FATHER.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、先生がジャガイモです。父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your teacher is potatoes. Father.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの先生は、ジャガイモです。父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your teacher is a potato. Father.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの先生は、ジャガイモです。父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your teacher is a potato. Father.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.