YOU SAID:

You shouldn't touch that bottle. I'm certain it isn't glue. My roommate's name is Elmer. He likes to label what's his. I wish he'd close the door.

INTO JAPANESE

そのボトルに触れてはいけません。接着剤ではないことは確かです。私のルームメイトの名前はエルマーです。彼は自分のものにラベルを付けるのが好きです。彼がドアを閉めてくれたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't touch that bottle. Certainly not glue. My roommate's name is Elmer. He likes to label his stuff. I wish he would close the door.

INTO JAPANESE

そのボトルに触れないでください。確かに接着剤ではありません。私のルームメイトの名前はエルマーです。彼は自分のものにラベルを付けるのが好きです。彼がドアを閉めてくれたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't touch that bottle. Certainly not glue. My roommate's name is Elmer. He likes to label his stuff. I wish he would close the door.