YOU SAID:
You seem to be obsessed with me. I no like small penises.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に夢中になっているようです。私は小さなペニスが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You seem to be crazy about me. I don't like small penises.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に夢中のようです。私は小さなペニスが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You seem crazy about me. I don't like small penises.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に夢中のようです。私は小さなペニスが好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You seem crazy about me. I don't like small penises.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.