YOU SAID:
You see, the body is like a special house! With blood, hair, and or-gans in the different rooms! Oh look, there's Mister Bladder in the basement! hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
INTO JAPANESE
なるほど、体は特別な家のようです!別の部屋に血、髪の毛、そしてオルガンを!おお、地下室にミスターブラダーがいる! hehe(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the body is like a special house! Blood, hair and organs in another room! Oh, there's a Mister bladder in the basement! hehe (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、体は特別な家のようです!別の部屋で血、髪そして臓器!ああ、地下室にミスターブラダーがあります!へーー(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the body is like a special house! Blood, hair and organs in another room! Oh, there's Mr. Bradder in the basement! Hey (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、体は特別な家のようです!別の部屋で血、髪そして臓器!ああ、地下室にブラダーさんがいます!こんにちは(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the body is like a special house! Blood, hair and organs in another room! Oh, there is a bladder in the basement! Hello (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、体は特別な家のようです!別の部屋で血、髪そして臓器!ああ、地下室に膀胱がある!こんにちは(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the body is like a special house! Blood, hair and organs in another room! Oh, there is a bladder in the basement! Hello (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.