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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia Labeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf

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あなたは森の中を歩いている。周りには誰もいないし、あなたの携帯電話は死んでいる。あなたの目の隅からShia Labeoufを見つけてください。彼は約30フィート先にあなたを追跡しています。彼はすべての4つの上に降りて、スプリントに壊れます。彼はあなたを得ています。 Shia Labeouf。あなたはあなたの車を探していますが、あなたはすべて回っています。彼はあなたに今ほとんどいる

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You are walking in the forest. There is no one around and your cell phone is dead. Please find Shia Labeouf from the corner of your eyes. He is tracking you about 30 feet away. He gets down on all four and breaks into a sprint. He will give you

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あなたは森の中を歩いている。周囲に誰もいないし、あなたの携帯電話は死んでいる。あなたの目の隅からShia Labeoufを見つけてください。彼は約30フィート離れてあなたを追跡しています。彼は4人すべてで降りて、スプリントに入ります。彼はあなたに与えるだろう

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You are walking in the forest. Nobody is around and your cell phone is dead. Please find Shia Labeouf from the corner of your eyes. He is tracking you about 30 feet away. He gets off with all four people and enters Sprint. He gives to you

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あなたは森の中を歩いている。誰も周りにいないし、あなたの携帯電話は死んでいる。あなたの目の隅からShia Labeoufを見つけてください。彼は約30フィート離れてあなたを追跡しています。彼は4人全員で降りてスプリントに入る。彼はあなたに与える

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You are walking through the Woods. Your cell phone is dead, and no one around. Shia Labeouf look from the corner of your eye. He was about 30 feet away, to track you down. He was four down at all, go to Sprint. He will give you

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あなたはウッズを歩いています。あなたの携帯電話は死んでいて、誰も周囲にいません。 Shia Labeoufはあなたの目の隅から見ています。彼はあなたを追跡するために約30フィート離れていた。彼はまったく4人だったので、スプリントに行く。彼はあなたに与えるだろう

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You are walking Woods. Your cell phone is dead, no one is around. Shia Labeouf is looking at the corner of your eyes. He was about 30 feet away to keep track of you. He was quite four, so I go to Sprint. He gives to you

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あなたはウッズを歩いている。あなたの携帯電話は死んでいる、誰も周りにはありません。 Shia Labeoufはあなたの目の隅を見ています。彼はあなたを追跡するために約30フィート離れていた。彼はかなり4歳だったので、私はスプリントに行きます。彼はあなたに与える

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You are walking Woods. Your cell phone is dead, no one is around. Shia Labeouf is looking at the corner of your eyes. He was about 30 feet away to keep track of you. He was quite 4 years old, so I will go to Sprint. He asked you

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あなたはウッズを歩いている。あなたの携帯電話は死んでいる、誰も周りにはありません。 Shia Labeoufはあなたの目の隅を見ています。彼はあなたを追跡するために約30フィート離れていた。彼はかなり4歳だったので、私はスプリントに行きます。彼はあなたに尋ねた

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You are walking Woods. Your cell phone is dead, no one is around. Shia Labeouf is looking at the corner of your eyes. He was about 30 feet away to keep track of you. He was quite 4 years old, so I will go to Sprint. He asked you