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You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jis Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは森の中を歩いています周りには誰もいません、そしてあなたの電話は死んでいますあなたの目の隅からあなたは彼を見つけます彼はあなたをフォローしています、戻って約30フィート彼は四方八方に降りてスプリントに突入します彼はあなたに向かっています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are walking in the woods There is no one around you, and your phone is dead From the corner of your eyes You find him He is following you, back 30 feet he descends in all directions to plunge into the sprint he heads towards you

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは森の中を歩いていますあなたの周りには誰もいません、そしてあなたの電話は死んでいますあなたの目の角からあなたは彼を追いかけています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are walking in the woods There is no one around you, and your phone is dead. From your corner of the eye you are chasing him

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは森の中を歩いていますあなたの周りには誰もいません、そしてあなたの電話は死んでいます。あなたの目の角からあなたは彼を追いかけている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are walking in the woods There is no one around you, and your phone is dead. From the corner of your eyes you are chasing him

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは森の中を歩いていますあなたの周りには誰もいません、そしてあなたの電話は死んでいます。あなたの目の隅からあなたは彼を追いかけている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You are walking in the woods There is no one around you, and your phone is dead. From the corner of your eyes you are chasing him