YOU SAID:
You're the man now dog!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは男今犬です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the man now dog!
INTO JAPANESE
男今のところ犬である!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Man now that dog!
INTO JAPANESE
あの犬男今!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog man right now!
INTO JAPANESE
犬男今!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog man now!
INTO JAPANESE
犬男今!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dog man now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.