YOU SAID:
you're the man now dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは男今犬
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You are the man now dog
INTO JAPANESE
男今犬をします。
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The man now, dog.
INTO JAPANESE
今、犬の男。
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Now, it's a dog man.
INTO JAPANESE
今、犬男です。
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It is now a dog man.
INTO JAPANESE
今、犬男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is now a dog man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.