YOU SAID:
You're the edgiest kid I've met on here.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはここで会った edgiest 子供です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the edgiest children met here.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ここで出会った edgiest 子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the edgiest child I met here.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにいるのは、君のためだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the reason I'm here.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにいるのは、君のためだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the reason I'm here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.