YOU SAID:
you're not allowed to sit on my bed, and talk to me while i'm half asleep anymore!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のベッドに座って、私がもう半分眠っている間に私に話すことはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't tell me you sit in my bed while my other half asleep!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の他の半分が眠っている間に私のベッドに座っていると私に言うことはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can not tell me that my other half is sitting in my bed while sleeping!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の他の半分が眠っている間私のベッドに座っていると私に言うことはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can not tell me that my other half is sitting in my bed while sleeping!
That's deep, man.