YOU SAID:
you're in serious trouble my guy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の男に深刻な問題を抱えています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a serious problem with my man
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の男に深刻な問題を抱えています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a serious problem with my man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.