YOU SAID:
You're gonna love my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のナッツを愛するつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are going to love my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のナットを愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will love my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のナットを愛する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will love my nuts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.