YOU SAID:
You’re gonna have a unipony!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、unipony を持っているつもり!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're going to have a unipony!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、unipony を持っているつもり!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're going to have a unipony!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.