YOU SAID:
you're finally awake, got caught in an imperial ambush like me and that horse thief over there, I am glad you are doing alright but it seems that won't last long
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはついに目を覚まし、私のような帝国の待ち伏せに巻き込まれ、あそこの馬泥棒、私はあなたが大丈夫でうれしいですが、それは長くは続かないようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You finally woke up and got caught up in an imperial ambush like me, horse thief over there, I'm glad you're ok, but it doesn't seem to last long
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはついに目を覚まし、私のような帝国の待ち伏せに巻き込まれました、あそこの馬泥棒、私はあなたが大丈夫でうれしいですが、それは長くは続かないようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You finally woke up and got caught up in an imperial ambush like me, horse thief over there, I'm glad you're ok, but it doesn't seem to last long
That didn't even make that much sense in English.