YOU SAID:
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
INTO JAPANESE
いない場合を酷評している場合を酷評しています。
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Is damn if that damn if you don't.
INTO JAPANESE
いまいましいいまいましい場合はしない場合です。
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It is a damn, damn if you don't.
INTO JAPANESE
それが、気気しない場合です。
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If you do not feel like it is.
INTO JAPANESE
気がしない場合です。
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If you don't care about that.
INTO JAPANESE
そのことについて気にしない場合。
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If you don't care about that.
You should move to Japan!