YOU SAID:
You're as thick as oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはオートミールと同じくらい厚い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are as thick as oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはオートミールと同じくらい厚いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are as thick as oatmeal
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