YOU SAID:

you're about as beautiful as a horse's rear end

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは約馬の後部のように美しい

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As beautiful as you are about horse back

INTO JAPANESE

乗馬についてのように美しい

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Riding on the picturesque

INTO JAPANESE

絵のように乗ってください。

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The picturesque ride.

INTO JAPANESE

絵のような乗り心地。

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The picturesque ride.