YOU SAID:
You're a soggy toenail
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは水浸しの足の爪です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a soaked toenail
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはびしょ濡れです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are soaked
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはびしょ濡れです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are soaked
That didn't even make that much sense in English.