YOU SAID:
You're a snooze fest.
INTO JAPANESE
スヌーズ祭をしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a snooze fest.
INTO JAPANESE
スヌーズ祭があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Snooze Festival.
INTO JAPANESE
スヌーズ祭。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Snooze Festival.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.