YOU SAID:
you're a loose cannon sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが緩い大砲サンドイッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You loose cannon sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
緩やかな大砲のサンドイッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Loose cannon sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
緩やかな大砲サンドイッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Loose cannon sandwich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.