YOU SAID:
You're a goddarned ding-dong.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは goddarned ピンポーン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're goddarned Ding-Dong.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは goddarned ピンポーン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're goddarned Ding-Dong.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.