YOU SAID:
you're a big poo poo on a stick
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはスティックの大きなうんちうんちです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a big stick on the stick
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは棒の上に大きな棒です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a big stick on the stick
Come on, you can do better than that.