YOU SAID:
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I am, I write on the susceptible skins of living beings.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者の皆さんは幸運な人です。あなたは紙に書き、紙は忍耐強いです。不幸な皇后の私は、生き物の敏感な皮に書いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philosophers are lucky people. You write on paper and the paper is patient. As an unhappy empress, I write on the sensitive skin of a creature.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者は幸運な人々です。あなたは紙に書いて、紙は忍耐強いです。不幸な皇后として、私は生き物の敏感な肌に書いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philosophers are lucky people. You write on paper, the paper is patient. As an unhappy empress, I write on the sensitive skin of living things.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者は幸運な人々です。あなたは紙に書く、紙は忍耐強い。不幸な皇后として、私は生き物の敏感肌に書いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philosophers are lucky people. You write on paper, paper is patient. As an unhappy empress, I write on the sensitive skin of living things.
INTO JAPANESE
哲学者は幸運な人々です。あなたは紙に書く、紙は忍耐強い。不幸な皇后として、私は生き物の敏感肌に書いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philosophers are lucky people. You write on paper, paper is patient. As an unhappy empress, I write on the sensitive skin of living things.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.