YOU SAID:
you never took us to pizza heaven, you liar
INTO JAPANESE
ピザ天、嘘つきにかかったことがないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There has never been a liar to pizza heaven.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザ天に嘘つきをされていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza heaven is no liar.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザ天はうそつきではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza heaven is no liar.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.