YOU SAID:
you must sleep right now, right this instant or else santa will come and cause havoc, he will put you in a headlock and strangle your beard
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ眠らなければならない、さもなければサンタが来て大混乱になる、彼はあなたをヘッドロックにして、あなたのひげを絞めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must sleep now, or Santa will come and make a mess, and he will make you a headlock and strangle your beard.
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ眠らないとサンタが騒いでくるヘッドロックを作って髭を絞めてくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I don't get some sleep right now, Santa's gonna make a scene, make a headlock, strangle my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ眠れないならサンタが現場を作ってヘッドロックをして髭を絞めてくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I can't sleep right now, Santa will make a scene, headlock me, and strangle my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
今眠れなければサンタが現場を作って私をヘッドロックして私の髭を絞め殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I can't sleep now, Santa will make a scene, headlock me, and strangle my beard.
INTO JAPANESE
今眠れなければサンタが現場を作って私をヘッドロックして私の髭を絞め殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I can't sleep now, Santa will make a scene, headlock me, and strangle my beard.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.