YOU SAID:
You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんはハムスターで、お父さんはエルダーベリーの匂いがした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom was a hamster and my dad smelled elderberry
INTO JAPANESE
母はハムスターで、父はニワトコの匂いがした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled like elder
INTO JAPANESE
母はハムスターで、父は長老の匂いがした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled like an elder
INTO JAPANESE
母はハムスターで、父は年長者の匂いがした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled like an elder
That's deep, man.