YOU SAID:
you make me want to stick my foot in 800 pounds of congealed butter
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に800ポンドの固まったバターに私の足を突き刺したくさせます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You make me want to stab my feet with 800 pounds of solid butter
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に800ポンドの固形バターで私の足を刺したくなります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You want me to stab my paw with 800 pounds of solid butter
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に800ポンドの固形バターで私の足を刺して欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You want me to stab my paw with 800 pounds of solid butter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.