YOU SAID:
you love that hat that hates hats hatted
INTO JAPANESE
帽子が嫌いな帽子が大好きですね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate hats. I love hats.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子は嫌いだ帽子は大好きだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate hats. I love hats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.