YOU SAID:
You look sad, wanna coffee or something?
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーか何か、悲しそうな顔をします?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have a sad face, coffee or something?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは悲しい顔、コーヒーまたは何かを持っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you have a sad face, coffee or something?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.