Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
You'll lose all 50 scissors, and you won't have anything to stab yourself with when you realize that you've lost 50 scissors.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての 50 のはさみを失うことになるし、50 はさみを紛失したことがわかると自分を刺すには何も必要はありません。
That's deep, man.