YOU SAID:
you'll be fiona, and i'll be shrek, with our ugly and immature swag
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはフィオナになり、私は醜くて未熟な盗品でシュレックになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You become Fiona and I become Shrek with ugly and immature stolen goods
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはフィオナになり、私は醜くて未熟な盗品でシュレックになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You become Fiona and I become Shrek with ugly and immature stolen goods
That didn't even make that much sense in English.