YOU SAID:

You know you're too old when you're watching that Degrassi episode where the coach has KC watch nasty videos with him and touches creepily on his shoulders and instead of being like "lulz" you're like

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あなたは、コーチがKCに彼と一緒に厄介なビデオを見させて、そして彼の肩に卑劣に触れさせるそのDegrassiエピソードを見ているときあなたが古すぎるのを知っています

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You know that you are too old when the coach is watching the Degrassi episode that makes KC see him with a nasty video and touches his shoulders sneaky

INTO JAPANESE

コーチがDegrassiエピソードを見ているとき、あなたは古すぎると知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the coach sees the Degrassi episode, I know you are too old.

INTO JAPANESE

コーチがDegrassiエピソードを見るとき、私はあなたが古すぎるのを知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the coach sees the Degrassi episode, I know you are too old.