YOU SAID:

You know who I am. I’m that guy that sits next to you in class that carries big opinions but mostly spends his time eating cheetos while watching someone else play Call of Duty on youtube and making impotent wisecracks the whole time. I’m the chick that secretly likes Japanese girl cartoons but points and laughs the loudest when a cosplayer walks by on campus. I’m the person you probably had a crush on who never returned your calls and seemed too aloof to really understand your backwards methods of flirtation, but in reality, probably just didn’t want to get entangled in another bizarre emotional tryst that has no hope of adequate comprehension among people of our shared memetic heritage. My brain is behind at least eight proxies at any given time, and its IP address changes whenever I wake up from nap. Good luck trying to connect.

INTO JAPANESE

君は僕を知っている。私はそのクラスであなたの隣に座って大きな意見を持っていますが、誰かがYouTubeで他の誰かがCall of Dutyをプレイしている間ずっとチートを食べて、無邪気なwisecracksを作っているあの人です。私はひそかに日本の女の子の漫画が好きですが、コスプレイヤーが歩くときに最も大きな声を出して笑うひよこです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You know me. I have a big opinion sitting next to you in that class, but somebody is eating cheats while someone else is playing Call of Duty on YouTube and making innocence wisecracks It is a person. I secretly like cartoons of Japanese girls

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私を知っている。私はそのクラスであなたの隣に座っているという大きな意見を持っています、しかし、誰かがYouTubeでCall of Dutyをプレイしていて無邪気なwisecracksをしている間にだれかを食べています。私はひそかに日本の女の子の漫画が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

you know me. I have a big opinion that I'm sitting next to you in that class, but someone is eating someone while playing Call of Duty on YouTube and doing innocent wisecracks. I secretly like cartoons of Japanese girls

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私を知っている。私はそのクラスであなたの隣に座っているという大きな意見を持っていますが、誰かがYouTubeでCall of Dutyをプレイしながら無邪気なwisecracksをしながら誰かを食べています。私はひそかに日本の女の子の漫画が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

you know me. I have a big opinion that I'm sitting next to you in that class, but someone is eating someone while playing innocent wisecracks while playing Call of Duty on YouTube. I secretly like cartoons of Japanese girls

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私を知っている。私はそのクラスであなたの隣に座っているという大きな意見を持っていますが、誰かがYouTubeでCall of Dutyをしながら無実のwisecracksをしながら誰かを食べています。私はひそかに日本の女の子の漫画が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

you know me. I have a big opinion that I'm sitting next to you in that class, but someone is eating someone while doing innocent wisecracks while doing a Call of Duty on YouTube. I secretly like cartoons of Japanese girls

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私を知っている。私はそのクラスであなたの隣に座っているという大きな意見を持っていますが、誰かがYouTubeでCall of Dutyをしながら無実のwisecracksをしながら誰かを食べています。私はひそかに日本の女の子の漫画が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

you know me. I have a big opinion that I'm sitting next to you in that class, but someone is eating someone while doing innocent wisecracks while doing a Call of Duty on YouTube. I secretly like cartoons of Japanese girls