YOU SAID:
You know what they say; a real doctor wouldn't put the pickle fork in the cheese drawer
INTO JAPANESE
チーズの引き出しにピクルスのフォークを入れない医者が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The doctor didn't put a pickle fork in the cheese drawer.
INTO JAPANESE
医者はチーズの引き出しにピクルスのフォークを入れていませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The doctor didn't put a pickle fork in the cheese drawer.
Come on, you can do better than that.