YOU SAID:
you know... my cat is secretly a cat! He keeps trying to hide it, but i know everything so i figured out my cat is a cat!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは知っている...私の猫はひそかに猫です!彼はそれを隠そうとし続けているが、私はすべてが分かっているので、私は猫が猫だと分かった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know ... my cat is a secretly a cat! He keeps trying to conceal it, but since I know everything, I found a cat is a cat!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは知っている...私の猫は密かに猫です!彼はそれを隠そうとし続けますが、私はすべてを知っているので、私は猫が猫であることを発見しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know ... my cat is secretly a cat! He keeps trying to conceal it, but since I know everything, I have found that a cat is a cat!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは知っている...私の猫は密かに猫です!彼はそれを隠そうとし続けますが、私はすべてを知っているので、私は猫が猫であることを発見しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know ... my cat is secretly a cat! He keeps trying to conceal it, but since I know everything, I have found that a cat is a cat!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.