YOU SAID:
You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!
INTO JAPANESE
子供が欲しかったんだ今度はトーストだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted a child, and now I want toast!
INTO JAPANESE
子供が欲しかったのに、今度はトーストが欲しい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted a child, but now I want toast!
INTO JAPANESE
子供が欲しかったけど、今度はトーストが欲しい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted a child, but now I want toast!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.