YOU SAID:

you kinda smell like you just farted a million if baked beans made with mud and ate chewing gum for the past 7 hours after brushing your teeth with liquorice toothpaste

INTO JAPANESE

甘草の歯磨き粉で歯を磨いた後、過去 7 時間、泥で作ったベイクド ビーンズとチューインガムを食べていたら、100 万回おならをしたようなにおいがする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After brushing your teeth with licorice toothpaste and eating mud baked beans and chewing gum in the last 7 hours, it smells like you've farted a million times

INTO JAPANESE

甘草の歯磨き粉で歯を磨き、泥焼き豆とチューインガムを 7 時間以内に食べた後、100 万回おならをしたようなにおいがします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It smells like you've farted a million times after brushing your teeth with licorice toothpaste and eating mud beans and chewing gum within seven hours.

INTO JAPANESE

甘草の歯磨き粉で歯を磨き、泥豆とチューインガムを 7 時間以内に食べた後、100 万回おならをしたようなにおいがします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It smells like you've farted a million times after brushing your teeth with licorice toothpaste and eating mud beans and chewing gum within seven hours.