YOU SAID:
you john you james you jeff you jim the was iewieiei
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがジョン、あなたがジェームズ、あなたがジェフ、あなたがジムはiewieieiでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You were John, you were James, you were Jeff, you were Jim, you were iewiei.
INTO JAPANESE
君はジョン君はジェームズ君はジェフ君はジム君はアイウィー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're John, you're James, you're Jeff, you're Jim, you're Ivy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはジョンあなたはジェームズあなたはジェフあなたはジムあなたはアイビー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're John, you're James, you're Jeff, you're Jim, you're Ivy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.