YOU SAID:
You in the shower drinking a pork chop.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはポークチョップを飲んでシャワーを浴びています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are drinking pork chops and taking a shower.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはポークチョップを飲み、シャワーを浴びています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are drinking pork chops and taking a shower.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.