YOU SAID:
You hoot, "Tomb!" Oh, leaky pantaloons! She hoots, Oh, ooh, sorry! Meats are on Akane, One love, two, My jiggle pantaloons, Come see her eat a can of Cory today!
INTO JAPANESE
「トゥーム!」と叫ぶ、ああ、漏れるパンタロン!彼女は叫ぶ、ああ、あああ、ごめんなさい!あかねは肉を食べている、ワン・ラブ、ツー、私の揺れるパンタロン、今日彼女がコリーの缶を食べるのを見に来てください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"TOOM!" he cries, oh, leaking pantaloons! she cries, oh, oh, I'm sorry! Akane's eating meat, one love, two, my swinging pantaloons, come watch her eat a can of Corrie today!
INTO JAPANESE
「トゥーン!」彼は叫ぶ、ああ、パンツが漏れてる!彼女は叫ぶ、ああ、ああ、ごめんなさい!あかねは肉を食べている、ワンラブ、ツー、私の揺れるパンツ、今日彼女がコリーの缶を食べるのを見に来て!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Toon!" he screams, oh my pants are leaking! She screams, oh my pants are leaking! Akane is eating meat, one love, two, my shaking pants, come watch her eat a can of Cory today!
INTO JAPANESE
「トゥーン!」彼は叫ぶ、ああ、私のパンツが漏れている!彼女は叫ぶ、ああ、私のパンツが漏れている!あかねは肉を食べている、ワンラブ、ツー、私のパンツは震えている、今日彼女がコリーの缶を食べるのを見に来てください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Toon!" he screams, Oh my pants are leaking! She screams, Oh my pants are leaking! Akane is eating meat, One love, Two, my pants are shaking, Come watch her eat a can of Cory today!
INTO JAPANESE
「トゥーン!」彼は叫ぶ、ああ、私のズボンが漏れている!彼女は叫ぶ、ああ、私のズボンが漏れている!あかねは肉を食べている、ワン・ラブ、ツー、私のズボンが震えている、今日彼女がコリーの缶を食べるのを見に来て!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Toon!" he yells, Oh my pants are leaking! She yells, Oh my pants are leaking! Akane is eating meat, One love, Two, my pants are shaking, come watch her eat a can of Corrie today!
INTO JAPANESE
「トゥーン!」彼は叫ぶ、ああ、私のズボンが漏れている!彼女は叫ぶ、ああ、私のズボンが漏れている!あかねは肉を食べている、ワン・ラブ、ツー、私のズボンが震えている、今日彼女がコリーの缶を食べるのを見に来て!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Toon!" he yells, Oh my pants are leaking! She yells, Oh my pants are leaking! Akane is eating meat, One love, Two, my pants are shaking, come watch her eat a can of Corrie today!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.