YOU SAID:
You haven't lived until you stick a deep fried hamster up your keister.
INTO JAPANESE
までにはこだわる、キースターの深い揚げハムスターを住んでいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Until that does not live in stick, keister's deep fried Hamster.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は仙台に住んではいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He does not live in Sendai.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は仙台に住んではいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He does not live in Sendai.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.