YOU SAID:
You have technicians here, making noise; no one is a musician. They're not artists because nobody can play the guitar!
INTO JAPANESE
ここには技術者がいて騒音を立てています。誰もミュージシャンではありません。誰もギターを弾けないので、彼らはアーティストではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are engineers here making noise. None of us are musicians. None of them can play the guitar, so they're not artists.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでエンジニアが騒いでいます。私たちの誰もミュージシャンではありません。彼らは誰もギターを弾けないのでアーティストではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Engineers are making noise here. None of us are musicians. They are not artists because none of them can play the guitar.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでエンジニアたちが騒いでいます。私たちの誰もミュージシャンではありません。彼らは誰もギターを弾けないのでアーティストではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Engineers are making noise here. None of us are musicians. They are not artists because none of them can play the guitar.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.