YOU SAID:
you have friends computer but only online friends as you are really stupid
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは本当に愚かであるようにあなたは友人のコンピュータが、オンラインの友人だけを持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your friend's computer has only online friends as you are really stupid
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは本当に愚かなのであなたの友人のコンピュータはオンラインの友人しかいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because you are really stupid, your friends' computers are online only friends
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは本当に愚かだから、あなたの友人のコンピュータはオンラインだけの友人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your friend's computer is online only friends because you are so stupid
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはとても愚かだからあなたの友人のコンピュータはオンラインだけの友人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your friend's computer is online only friends because you are so stupid
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