YOU SAID:
you have dead people in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに死んだ人があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are people dead in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで死んでいる人があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are people dying in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
人々 が私のズボンで死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People are dying in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
人々 は、私のズボンで死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People are dying in my pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.