YOU SAID:
you have been porked!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはポークされています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are being poked!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは突っ込まれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are thrust!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは突っ込んでいる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are stuck!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが立ち往生している!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are stuck!
Well done, yes, well done!