YOU SAID:
You have a nice donkey, i wanna kiss it
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは素敵なろばを持っている、私はそれにキスをしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a nice ass, I want to kiss it
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは素敵なお尻を、私はそれにキスしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a nice ass, I want to kiss it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.