YOU SAID:

you have a house where there shouldn't be a house, a lurchie-poo for a butler, and a man who's dating the moon...

INTO JAPANESE

家があってはならない家、執事のたわごと、月と付き合っている男がいる...

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There should be no home, no butler shit, a man dating the moon ...

INTO JAPANESE

家も、執事のたわごとも、月と付き合っている人もいないはずです...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There should be no house, no butler shit, no one dating the moon ...

INTO JAPANESE

家、執事のたわごと、月とデートする人はいません...

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No one dating home, butler shit, moon ...

INTO JAPANESE

誰も家にデートしていない、執事のたわごと、月...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Nobody is dating home, butler shit, month ...

INTO JAPANESE

誰も家にデートしていない、執事たわごと、月...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Nobody is dating home, butler shit, month ...