YOU SAID:
you have a chicken pot pie in your thigh
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの太ももにチキンポットパイがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a chicken pot pie on your thigh
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの太ももにチキンポットパイがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a chicken pot pie on your thigh
That didn't even make that much sense in English.