YOU SAID:
You had me at "hello."
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを「こんにちは.」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you, "Hello."
INTO JAPANESE
私に「こんにちは.」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To me "Hi."
INTO JAPANESE
私は「こんにちは」に
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My "Hello"
INTO JAPANESE
私「こんにちは」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My "Hello"
That didn't even make that much sense in English.