YOU SAID:
you gotta make it a big weird convoluted sentence
INTO JAPANESE
大きな奇妙な複雑な文にならないんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not big strange complex sentences.
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな奇妙な複雑な文ではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not big strange complex sentences.
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな奇妙な複雑な文ではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not big strange complex sentences.
You should move to Japan!